We get a lot of funny local classified ads, I'll fold them in as posts in the future.
"I'm kicking this haunted office chair to the curb. I hate it because there is a scary ghost that lives inside. Sometimes it spins around by itself and when I sit on it, it starts shrieking and it just never. Stops. Shrieking. So come get it. It is free. Don't email me asking if it is really haunted; I assure you, it is."
Descriptors: Black and Haunted
Thank you anonymous classified ad poster. You made me smile.